nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite
oh my god the bEAST
Aladdin is looking down his fucking shirt
Hercules looks so awkward
This . I like it.
"I found him.
I found my soulmate.
Behold my idiot as he spazzes into the sunset”
you don’t know how much i laugh at this every time i see itthis hits my dash about three times a week and i laugh every time.
I have never seen this before, but damn it’s hard to keep from laughing when you’re sitting in a dead silent lecture
This is the first time in the two years+ that it’s existed that I’ve seen my comic on my dash. The circle is complete.
instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears
I like your style, kid.
merlin actors in doctor who
requested by merlinsane
a haiku for fictional ladies:
sorry your story
was left in such clumsy hands
i will avenge you