Let's Get Murdering

May 24

isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

May 24

the best moment in cinematic history

May 24

theatretroubles:

#this is the most realistic portrayal of what would happen if you were to randomly burst into song 

And this is why I love Enchanted. It’s like a Disney movie and a Disney parody at the same time.

I may be the only one, but I respect Enchanted as I do every other Musical—even if it wasn’t a stage production first. 

May 24

youmaytouchmybuttocks:

laufeystoner:

thearchangeltrickster:

nachosinthetardis:

familyfriendlyurl:

coolscar:

familyfriendlyurl:

why do all superheroes have their names end with man. batman. superman. wonder woman.

captain americaman. hulkman. black widowman. the flashman

wow, i dont even remember these guys, but just more proof, reblogging so everybody can see this

you forgot iron manman

Hawkeyeman

thorman

green lanternman

May 24

thisismyoneroomdisco:

adventurerscelebrationgathering:

Tell ‘em. 

I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models. 

Bless this post.

May 24

sassminsterabbey:

gigatrix:

sassminsterabbey:

weaponsandtranquility:

sassminsterabbey:

party hosting 101: replace your drinking alcohol with methyl alcohol and then watch all your guests go blind, have seizures, puke and eventually die. 

this here is why bloggers can’t host parties.

what made you think i wanted my guests to have a good time

OH MY GOD xD

you are going to write me a ten page essay as to why that comment was necessary

May 24

Pewdiepie + Singapore

May 24

fuckyesdeadpool:

Deadpool #10

May 24

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

jaimelynbeattty:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

since none of us will ever be able to go on a hunt with dean and sam how cool would it be if spn did an episode as if you were a character in the show, like everything was from your pov and they brought you along on a hunt and they talked to the camera as if it were you and they included you in their jokes and you rode in the impala with them and I just really want this

#they’d probably kill us off

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May 24
countfishdouche:

THIS IS THE BEST PAINTING I’VE EVER SEEN BECAUSE THIS GUY IS JUST STARING LONGINGLY INTO THE SKY AS JESUS BLASTS AWAY ON HIS FUCKING ROCKET CROSS I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS ARTIST WAS TRYING TO CONVEY BUT THEY OBVIOUSLY DID NOT SUCCEED BECAUSE ALL I CAN SEE JESUS FLYING AWAY WHILE ELTON JOHN’S “ROCKET MAN” PLAYS AND THE GUY IS WHISPERING “fly away jesus you beautiful son of a bitch”

countfishdouche:

THIS IS THE BEST PAINTING I’VE EVER SEEN BECAUSE THIS GUY IS JUST STARING LONGINGLY INTO THE SKY AS JESUS BLASTS AWAY ON HIS FUCKING ROCKET CROSS I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS ARTIST WAS TRYING TO CONVEY BUT THEY OBVIOUSLY DID NOT SUCCEED BECAUSE ALL I CAN SEE JESUS FLYING AWAY WHILE ELTON JOHN’S “ROCKET MAN” PLAYS AND THE GUY IS WHISPERING “fly away jesus you beautiful son of a bitch”