Times Tumblr Raised Serious Questions About “Harry Potter”
My parents aren’t home
You know what that means
*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*
this is too accurate
*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*
*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*
Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate
I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers
what why would you use numbers
so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH
they’re not they don’t shower and don’t think they need to shave yet and wear two tons of cologne they are anything but fresh
WAKE UP WORLD #YesAllWomen
That steak analogy is my favorite,
god bless this post
I wish I could do this to people….
there were a lot of posts about bagged milk on my dash today and this is all I could think
Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name
I fucking hate shit like this because now i’m going to have to watch this whole god damn anime just to get your shitty joke and be able to die in god damn piece
Another beauty from Ellen, who has not watched SPN.
OMG. I can’t take it.