ungratefullittleshit:

Times Tumblr Raised Serious Questions About “Harry Potter”

sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

they’re not they don’t shower and don’t think they need to shave yet and wear two tons of cologne they are anything but fresh

chickenmcthugget:

aethracaelis:

adreamerofimpossibledreams:

WAKE UP WORLD #YesAllWomen

That steak analogy is my favorite,

god bless this post

padfoot-padewan:

I wish I could do this to people….

asutori:

there were a lot of posts about bagged milk on my dash today and this is all I could think

dankleaf:

avantgauche:

caseyanthonyofficial:

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

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I fucking hate shit like this because now i’m going to have to watch this whole god damn anime just to get your shitty joke and be able to die in god damn piece

Supernatural is like the herpes of Tumblr. It gets everywhere. With prolonged exposure, you’re doomed to be infected.

Another beauty from Ellen, who has not watched SPN. 

OMG. I can’t take it. 

http://ellenwin.tumblr.com

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simplypotterheads:

Oh
my
god.

simplypotterheads:

Oh

my

god.